Actually, I've got sooo many to update in this post. But I shall start with something that is really important especially for the girls.
How to identify perverts?
1. You met them on the internet,probably on facebook, myspace, friendster and what not.
2. They start asking for your mobile number and once you gave it to them, (Hell, you shouldn't!) they start sms-ing and calling you till the early morning.
3. They waited till the right moment for you to open up yourself to them; your relationship status, your views on relationship, what you think of men, your sexual preferences and why you choose to be so.
4. Not to mention the constant 'can you send me your picture via mms?' every 10 seconds.
5. Hah! Then comes the moment when he starts talking bout his sexs past. And then encouraging you to arouse them. (F**k those men!)
6. Finally, all they could talk about to you is sex and fore play. OK I think by now you should know NOT to meet these guys.
7. Still, if you meet them outside of the virtual world, they'll take every chances they can get to lay their hands on you. (NEVER let them!! Else they will think that you are just like those cheap worn out cardigan you'll buy in the garage sale.
8. Worst, you'll hear something like this from them "Oh, I do have a gf, but I'm never gonna touch her, cause I'm planning on marrying her" and they say this with that plastic genuine smile on their face. And you probably be wandering, "Then WTF am I???"
By right girls, you should know when to put on that thinking caps and be careful.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Chapter 1 of Friendship Management
So, I called my best girlfriend in the whole wide world today. We talked for quite awhile. Was asking her what she has been doing at the moment. And she respond by saying a new cool AMAZING novel is on ze way!!!
I LOVE HER STORIES!!!
She's an amazing, funny, drop dead hilarious writer I've ever known. All her novels/short stories/comics are not exactly award winning type but they won my attention every single time. Imagine, she could actually came up with an action packed novel with a comic twist when we were in our Form 6. The novel's called ZUIKO (God knows what it actually means in Japan) but we believed in our fictioned-made up-creepy-but-cute-little-world that it means the power of Fire, Water and Wind.
Hilarious isn't it?
And now she's coming up with a new chick flick romance novel. I can't wait!
Always have and will always love her writings.
Makes me wish I could write my own stories as well. Well, I wrote a few before but could never get around to finishing them.
Maybe I should.
Right now, I just want to read hers. So Sya, keep up the good work. I love you girl!!! :)
I LOVE HER STORIES!!!
She's an amazing, funny, drop dead hilarious writer I've ever known. All her novels/short stories/comics are not exactly award winning type but they won my attention every single time. Imagine, she could actually came up with an action packed novel with a comic twist when we were in our Form 6. The novel's called ZUIKO (God knows what it actually means in Japan) but we believed in our fictioned-made up-creepy-but-cute-little-world that it means the power of Fire, Water and Wind.
Hilarious isn't it?
And now she's coming up with a new chick flick romance novel. I can't wait!
Always have and will always love her writings.
Makes me wish I could write my own stories as well. Well, I wrote a few before but could never get around to finishing them.
Maybe I should.
Right now, I just want to read hers. So Sya, keep up the good work. I love you girl!!! :)
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Chapter 2 of Love Management
Facebooks, Friendsters,MySpace and what not. All this are ways for everyone to communicate with friends and weirdly,family. People log in on these stuff and find themself unable to log off again. They'll be going online for hours to reply those comments/messages, udate those profiles and upload some cool, weird and absurd pictures they have taken recently. Some would add friends that they are familiar with only or people they have never met in their life. That's the fun of it. You get to meet new people, people whom you could actually meet on the streets but never been bothered to say 'hi' to.
And most amazingly, these are the perfect place for people to find LOVE or loose them.
OK. Let me just cut to the chase. For people who are already in a relationship. They'd probably be wondering the first time they created a profile on any of these 'portals', "Am I going to be honest about my relationship status or should I just left it blank? But what if my partner finds out about it and got upset?" It's so typical right? Some would actually agree on telling the truth, and some would actually encourage you to just ignore that relationship status and leave it blank. Hell, even if your partner finds out, what is the least he/she can do? Probably just sulk and not talk to you for a night. That gives you more chance to mingle around in the portal right?
SHIT!
What I think is just like what any other 'in a relationship' status girls would. Just admit that you are in a relationship. What's wrong with letting your friends know bout your gf? Or what's wrong with changing 'single' to 'in a relationship'? All you need to do is just click on a stupid button.
I know, I know, I shoudn't be making a HUGE fuss out of this.
But please, it's bad enough that you never actually show any affections towards your gf in FB or FS for that matter, you didn't even change your status. Hence you're letting all your friends think that you are single. It's as if saying "Hey, look at me, I've got no gf. I'm absolutely available. Add me as a friend!".
Sigh.
Thinking positively....Got it!
Fine, if that's the game you're playing, than I can play better. I'll talk to you about it when you are free. If I'm still not getting any response nor changes, I'll just do the same to you. HELL, I've got more admirers than you know. Online at least. Hah! See if you can top that.
OK. I'm feeling much much better now. Shouldn't pick a fight over something so small like this. Nothing that we cannot settle as an adult. Let's talk then.
And most amazingly, these are the perfect place for people to find LOVE or loose them.
OK. Let me just cut to the chase. For people who are already in a relationship. They'd probably be wondering the first time they created a profile on any of these 'portals', "Am I going to be honest about my relationship status or should I just left it blank? But what if my partner finds out about it and got upset?" It's so typical right? Some would actually agree on telling the truth, and some would actually encourage you to just ignore that relationship status and leave it blank. Hell, even if your partner finds out, what is the least he/she can do? Probably just sulk and not talk to you for a night. That gives you more chance to mingle around in the portal right?
SHIT!
What I think is just like what any other 'in a relationship' status girls would. Just admit that you are in a relationship. What's wrong with letting your friends know bout your gf? Or what's wrong with changing 'single' to 'in a relationship'? All you need to do is just click on a stupid button.
I know, I know, I shoudn't be making a HUGE fuss out of this.
But please, it's bad enough that you never actually show any affections towards your gf in FB or FS for that matter, you didn't even change your status. Hence you're letting all your friends think that you are single. It's as if saying "Hey, look at me, I've got no gf. I'm absolutely available. Add me as a friend!".
Sigh.
Thinking positively....Got it!
Fine, if that's the game you're playing, than I can play better. I'll talk to you about it when you are free. If I'm still not getting any response nor changes, I'll just do the same to you. HELL, I've got more admirers than you know. Online at least. Hah! See if you can top that.
OK. I'm feeling much much better now. Shouldn't pick a fight over something so small like this. Nothing that we cannot settle as an adult. Let's talk then.
Chapter 1 of Anger Management
NEVER, I repeat, NEVER drive when you don't feel like it. When you just want to lie down and read that goood Sophie Kinsella gurly girl book, and you just want to dream about what you will be having for dinner tonight or what will you do if suddenly the whole world is going to explodes, DON'T DRIVE!
I almost hit a car while reversed.
Almost yell at my mum to shut up when she squicks and shrieks at my driving.
Almost call this parking guy 'AN ASSHOLE' for signalling it's OK not to get the parking ticket but then stop me abruptly and ask for the parking money. Hence almost made me hit the divider.
Sigh..
But all went well I think. I've had a couple of 'almost-hitting-something-but-never-actually-hit-them' series before this. I can still manage, I hope (crossing my fingers).
So I took a couple of very VERY very deep breath. Apologize to my mum. Drove a bit better and relaxed and got home safe and sound.
Yiaaakkkss!!
I just remembered, I'm supposed to convince my mum that my driving isn't so bad so she would buy me a car.
Crap.
I hope I didn't blew off my chances.
Crap.
I almost hit a car while reversed.
Almost yell at my mum to shut up when she squicks and shrieks at my driving.
Almost call this parking guy 'AN ASSHOLE' for signalling it's OK not to get the parking ticket but then stop me abruptly and ask for the parking money. Hence almost made me hit the divider.
Sigh..
But all went well I think. I've had a couple of 'almost-hitting-something-but-never-actually-hit-them' series before this. I can still manage, I hope (crossing my fingers).
So I took a couple of very VERY very deep breath. Apologize to my mum. Drove a bit better and relaxed and got home safe and sound.
Yiaaakkkss!!
I just remembered, I'm supposed to convince my mum that my driving isn't so bad so she would buy me a car.
Crap.
I hope I didn't blew off my chances.
Crap.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Trip To Melaka
Went to Melaka on Friday.
Had planned on going since Monday.
Surprised him.
Hell he was surprised! :)
Thought he was dreaming.
Couldn't let go of me.
In Love with him again.
And I got him back.
This time, I'm gonna keep it that way.
I Love You Boo..
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